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Follow the instructions to find your new stipper name. I am
Fantasia Leather Tush
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice
25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive,
and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer
in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the
one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store
for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never
going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink
at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead
of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"
26: You read this entire
list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then
you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do.
And now you know why I am forwarding
this to you...
What Month is Yours? I am October
JANUARY = SHYNESS
Fun to be with. Loves to try
new things. Boy/girls LOVE you.You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and tobe understood. Quiet unless excited
or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful.
Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
physically and mentally. Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense
of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about
the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved.
Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
FEBRUARY = SMARTS
Abstract thoughts. Loves
reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real
speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honestand loyal. Determined
to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets
angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring
and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside
not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH = GORGEOUS
dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox!
Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way
possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little
too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love
as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The
best in bed out of MFE these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts
others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation.
Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves
travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.
MAY = SEXY
and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed.
Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever
and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself
and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves
sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.
JUNE = PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who
love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats
friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Vary easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated.
Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to be around. Nympho-and an awesome lover too....makes
u happy so that makes them happy...Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music,
leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.
JULY = ATTITUDE
outgoing personality. takes risks.
feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get
along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer.
easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful.
mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be
outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with an
August brithday. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how
to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!
SEPTEMBER = LOVER
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate
to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave
and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty.
Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover
OCTOBER = HOTTIE
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have
fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful,
but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this
hold on to them because their one of a kind.
NOVEMBER = THUG
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be
with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and
always wants the best.
DECEMBER = BEAUTY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Great
in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Treats friends importantly.
Brave and fearless. Always making friends. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer.
Horny but does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do to have fun. Unpredictable.
Someone to have close to you.Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
Some other horoscope stuff. I am Libra/Brown.
VIRGO: Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them
right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard
to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. GREAT kisser. Always get what
they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique
sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet. Amazing in Bed. Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with, they'll make
you cry. The most irresistible.
ARIES: Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take
you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. Best
AQUARIUS: Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely
energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out. Amazing in bed.
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the hell out.
Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong.
Ultra sexy. The most irresistable.
LEO: Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is
really good at sex. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find, but good when found.
CANCER: Most amazing kisser.
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet. Entirely
creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock
your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
PISCES: Caring and kind. Smart. Center of
attention. Too Sexy. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in
the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor. Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always
gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
CAPRICORN: Nice. Sassy. Intelligent.
Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible. Awes0me kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or
she wants. Very sexy. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first so you'll
never forget. Smart.
TAURUS: Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give
a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny.
Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual. Sexy. Most caring person you will ever meet. One of a kind. Not one to fuck with.
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High sex appeal. Rare to find but great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The
one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one
of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet. Amazing in bed. Not the
kind of person you wanna fuck with because you might end up crying.
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They
always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what
people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They will always exceed your pleasure standards. The best
of all. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 4 days.
Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, people with green eyes are very
cute and love to cuddle. They have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for
the touch of another. People with green eyes are very very sexy and very attractive towards the opposite sex. You will meet
the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this-
People with hazel
eyes are gorgeous and go all out all the time. They have the most unusual relationships. They're awesome at diversity and
trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY challenge. They are also the best in bed and love to play games they
are very outgoing and they are sexy as hell and they are NOT nice when they are mad. If you have hazel eyes and repost this
you will learn your new favorite technique of catching someone special
Sexy as hell, people with
brown eyes are very attractive, adorable, love to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite
Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care or love for,very good kissers, are straight up WARRIORS,
not one to mess with.